Etherweaver You fool! As you have unwittingly declared JK Rowling your god - or, at least, that's what the people think, as you've been imbued with power from her - they believe you transphobic and send you to Ohio.
I then apply Class-B amnestics to the general population, making them forget that you said I did anything, and tell them that this was all YOUR fault, showing your forums post to them as proof (to any citizen reading: sorry that I amnesticized you, but ether is very charismatic and I thought you wouldn't believe me if I just said "no"). I then give them immunity to further amnesticizations, and they accept my apologies for the original amnesticization and reelect me as leader.